"I'm on a Mic" (I'm on a Boat parody)

Lyrical Stylings courtesy of Stephumz and Ace Gilmore

Backstory, Noyes was excited to get his own mic at the DC show, opening for Timba. So, Alicia and I decided to change up the "I'm on a Boat" lyrics, to more reflect the Noyes... Here they are. haha

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (girl, yeah)
Everybody in here gayne wetsky to the front (girl, yeah)
But stay on your tippy top toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a mic (I'm on a mic)
I'm on a mic (I'm on a mic)
Ma, Aunt Cheryl look at me 'cause got my own mic (I got my own mic)
I'm on a mic (I'm on mic)
I'm on a mic
Take a good hard look at me, I'm on a mic (whoooo, yeah)

I'm on a mic mother aren't you proud of me?
Droppin' beats on a mic up on the big ol' stage
Busting sound barriers, its coming from my throat?
You can't stop me motherclucker cause I'm on a mic

Take a picture, nick (nick)
I'm on a mic, mitch (mitch)
We drinking Starbucks champ,
Cause I gotta lisp (lisp)
I got my knee-less jeans
And my tiny gloves
I'm busting moves, you at the back
Straight looking foolish

I'm riding on a doggy, weird stuff and shit
Willis is panting, cause I'm a little big
But this ain't dog-show, it's as real as it gets
I'm on a mic, mother aren't you proud of me?

I'm on a mic and
It's such a rush and
I got a singing themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the stage
On a mic like Mike
If you're in the crowd,
then you sure ain't me-oh

I got you girl, this mic is REAL!!!

Whose Ned?, I'm on a mic, no megaphone (megaphone)
Screw trees, i climb drums, I-got-chu-girl (i-got-chu-girl)
I'm on the stage with the gents, yeah rockin' out
Crushin' the stage what?, make some NOYES

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Hands spread wide on the microphone now (microphone now)
Gonna kill the stage with my singing voice now (voice now)
Like Biggie Smalls, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on this mic
It's a bit of a blurry road (yeah)
Steady now
Look at me, oh (all hands in-the air)

Never thought I'd see the day
When I got a mic to myself
Believe me when I say
I like marmalade

I'm on the mic (I'm on the mic)
I'm on the mic (I'm on the mic)
Ma, Aunt Cheryl look at me 'cause got my own mic (I got my own mic)
I'm on the mic (I'm on the mic)
I'm on the mic
Take a good hard look at me, I'm on the mic (girl I got you, yeah)